Sour Gummy Worms
|Hi, my name is Geneviève Nathalie Gray.
Welcome to my life.
|me after running for 30 seconds:||i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing|
Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
you know it